. ili: February 2012
السلام عليكم و رحمة الله و بركاته

Friday, February 17, 2012

Are You Sleeping?

Are you sleeping? Are you sleeping?
Brother John! Brother John!
Morning bells are ringing! Morning bells are ringing!
Ding, dang, dong! Ding, dang, dong!

Teeheehee...
Remember that song?
The original song is in French version and they didn't wake up brother John.
They're waking up Frère Jacques (Brother Jack) instead! O:

Okay, know, do you remember about SleepSide?
The one I always ask to vote in previous posts xD
They're going to sleep ROCK ON the stage tonight! Woohoo!!!
Hmmm? Why am I supporting this band?
CORRECTION, I'm supporting my friend! My classmate!
Zaki is there! As their bassist.
Well, all the best SleepSide!

*SleepSide*
Which one is Zaki? Ding, dang, dong! Jeng jeng jeng!!!

P.S. The 1st ever song from Sleepside has arrive from the underworld?
Could it be Are you sleeping, Frère Zacques (brother Zack)? xD

Frère Shah?;
ilishaheera.
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Wednesday, February 15, 2012

Choke on a Fishbone?

*google*

Here's some tips about removing the fishbone!

ü Eat lettuce.
ü Swallow some rice.
ü Eat and  then swallow some banana! 
ü Drink Zamzam's water. Selawat tengok...
ü Chew up and swallow some dry bread.
ü Swallow banana and bread simultaneously!!!
ü Eat some dry toast and then drink some cold milk.
ü Drink water from the pot. Minum ayaq kat tudung periuk tu, tau!
ü Drink water from a wooden spoon. Alaaa... senduk kayu! xD
ü Cough your heart out! xD Jangan betoi-betoi bagi keluaq jantung! Naya...
ü Put in some bitter spice into your mouth and vomit! Brace yourself e.e
ü Rub any cat's hand at your neck. Apa gelak? Belum cuba, belum tahu =.,=
ü Pull your ears!!! Erdi dah tau kan? Kumoq pastu  luah ayaq tu masa tarik telinga.
ü Dip your fingers in honey and suck it slowly. Nak buat apa-apa, selawat dulu!!!
ü Turn your plate three times. 
        Masa tercekik tu, pusing333 pinggan tu. Jangan pening sudah xD

P.S. Erdi, ada yang kata pi minum ayaq yang dicelup oleh tangan orang yang dilahirkan secara songsang...

Fishbone Trauma; 
ilishaheera.
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Tuesday, February 14, 2012

Modified Berries

No, no. We're not talking about Nokia C3.

It's about BlackBerry! Not the one that we can eat until choke up xD
This berry is so juicy nowadays. Everyone loving it!♥
But me? Pffft =.,= Dah la besaq, tebai pulak tu... boleh terkoyak poket!
Enough with Cedar and Corby! Go away Berry! xD

Now I'm actively searching for a dual sim handphone!
Yes, dual sim and may function as good as other one sim handphones!
My friends told me that dual sim handphones has bad line connection whatsoever xD

Back to Berry! I mean, the black one. BlackBerry.
I love the dots, you know, the logo.
I never wanted to count the dots but I can see, it's an odd number.
Who knows that the dots was being questioned in Money Drop! O:

P.S. Handphones drive me craaaaaaaaazey! 
I always slipped my Cedar. Am I getting a new one soon? >:3

Sherry Berry;
ilishaheera.
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Monday, February 13, 2012

Grown Up Girl

Time : 8.00AM
*Google*

Today, I realized that my little sister is not little anymore.
I mean she's big enough to take care of herself! xD
I sent her into her classroom. She's alone, so I accompanied her.
But then she asked me to leave, man! Meaning, she's okay to sit alone.
Tapi tak puas hatilah... dah pandai dia mengajaq kita! Grrr! xD

When she was a little girl, she's so innocent, know but nothing.
I'm always worried about her. Risau dengan orang yang suka menghina...
Hello, tak rasa malu ka hina ahli syurga? Apa pandang? Dia manusia jugak!
Aaah! Ni yang nak EMO ni! xD

P.S. Three days left!!! Doakan yang terbaik untuk keputusan STPM Ili ea! xD

STPMer 2011;
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Sunday, February 12, 2012

Fire Rescue!

Time : 8.30AM

I'm rescue pack! Coming to the rescue! Al rescate! (to the rescue)
Rescue pack! Coming to the rescue!
I'm rescue pack! I got your back!
I can turn into a parasol or a kayak!
A nonONO!!! NOT this one =.,=

Kalau macam ni la gayanya, tak dak sapa berjaya diselamatkan! xD
Yesterday, all my troubles seemed so far away
Because I knew that today will be a good day
Oh, I believe in myself
Hahaha333!!! Merapu nombor satu la ili oiii xD

Yesterday, my family seemed to be locked up in our own house!
Gate's padlock error!!! Pakat-pakat panjat tembok!!! xD
So we've made up to call the fire rescue today! 
Hari Ahad kedai kunci tutup daaa...
About six firemans arrived with their big truck! Punya semangat!!! xD
They did a really good job x3 Macam ni la baru kacak!

P.S. If you want to do something, make sure to do it all out! xD

Being Rescued;
ilishaheera.
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Friday, February 10, 2012

143 Forever!

Magical world of mathematics!♥

Do I look like I'm proud to say type this? :
Me & Mier have been together for 1 year, 4 months and 3 days!

Naaah, I'm just happy to see the digits; one, four and three.
143 Mier! Ouh, no, No, NO!
1437 Mier!!!♥♥♥ 7 for forever! :3

P.S. Apa pandang? Bukan senang nak tengok Ili Gedik, okay?
Selalunya Ili Redho... xD

Te Amo;
ilishaheera.
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Wednesday, February 8, 2012

The Family of Theraphosidae


Pagi tadi ada kunjungan daripada keluarga si Theraphosidae...
Nak menyunting bunga di taman katanya.
...

Pffft! I still can't accept what have happened today x.x
Bukan tak terima lamaran tu, TAK, tak dak kaitan langsung! xD
Let's get straight; there was a Tarantula in my house! Bathroom .-.
Teringat Shuib kata labah-labah la, abah! Dah nak sama bunyinya! xD
I'm glad that nothings happened. Hero kan ada! Go, Walid, GO!!!

What made it came to my house, only Allah knows best ( :
Akhir zaman, biasa... Cuaca tak menentu, macam ni la jadinya .-.

P.S. Mi, lawak la cara cikgu jerit bila nampak "CICAK!!!" xD
Tu belum Tarantula .-. Mintak ampun, mintak simpang banyak-banyak la...

Al-Habshee Family;
ilishaheera.
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Tuesday, February 7, 2012

The Man of the Appalling Trade

Time : 12.00PM
Scott's another elder sister; Willow.

Ummi said; she (Willow) was probably dead yesterday, at night.
Her dead body was so cold and hard today.
It's hard for me to wrap her around. With newspaper .-.

Ummi had to dig a bigger cat's grave than before xD 
Willow is the sister, bigger than Scott then!
Phew~ We dig up everything in sight

P.S. She's happy and healthy over there, I know! 
Feels the heaven!♥

Earthly Beings;
ilishaheera.
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Monday, February 6, 2012

Spiro It Around!

Ea, ea, Ili nak pompang pasai AIS KRIM! :F

I misses my school life...
I've ate almost ALL of the ice cream flavour with my friends!
It's still fresh in my mind about that day...
Ate Spiro Whoosh before? Or you can't remember? xD
That day was when Naruto asked me about which flavour of Whoosh are the best. Cola or Grape? What's your flavour? xD

P.S. Naruto... he knew that I admires him so much back then xD 
Whoosh reminds me of him BUT Spiro reminds me of Mier! xD
Kan dulu Mier guna telefon bimbit Spiro!♥

Acts Cool;
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Sunday, February 5, 2012

Penang Bird Park

Venue : Jalan Todak, Seberang Jaya, 13700 Perai, Penang

Couples of Sha-Mier Green-Winged Macaw!

Today I've strived so hard to meet Aril and Mia.
Ea... kita merancang... Allah yang menentukan. Mungkin belum masanya ( :
So, I spent my noon at the bus stop. In the end, I walked home xD
But before that, a man (English man, beb!!!) asked me something.
He wanted to go to the Bird Park.

I was like; WHAT!? It's not in the island where he's now!
Lucky that I've been there before. So I guided him.
I don't know where in the world he is right now!!!
Hope he's just fine x.x

P.S. He even handed over his handphone number to ME!
...so that I can type the address of the Bird Park for him.
Percaya habis kat Ili!!! Agak-agak dia percaya tak Ili boleh jadi menantu mithali?

Tourist Guide;
ilishaheera.
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Friday, February 3, 2012

The Road Taken By Me

Venue : Penang Free School, Pulau Pinang
Time : 8.10AM


Yeah... there's two road; one forced me to walk in crowded.
I always chose the second one, the one that you watched ( :
It's the road that less traveled by...
Sorry I could just travel the first road when I'm going back.
To where I used to use. Okay, naluri kemerepekan Ili sudah membara xD

P.S. When I see the bike's parking, I misses Marhainis...

Ili Frost;
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...But Why?


Lizards poo when they are scared.

Do I look scary to you? Huh, lizard?
Meanie mini creature! You pissed POOED me off! Q.Q
Tapi... salah Ili jugak... suka usik dia xD

When I was a young girl, I alaways thought that lizard's poo were perfectly half black and white!
Silly girl, I am x.x
But the one that I saw was just a plain brown. Tak senonohnya! xD

P.S. Ili kena kencing! berak! @__@

Unexpected Victim;
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Wednesday, February 1, 2012

Ay Ay Yupi UPU!


UPU adalah akronim untuk Unit Pusat Universiti - satu unit yang menguruskan kemasukan pelajar ke Institusi Pengajian Tinggi Awam (IPTA) di Malaysia. 

I'm sure that everyone is busy with their UPU in a meantime!
Make a right decision, guys!
This is it! 

I hope that Mi, Pe'ah and Zaa will make it to fill their form together!
Boleh pulak semalam blackout na! 
Dah la tak dapat isi UPU, gaji kami kena POTONG pulak kot ataih! xD

P.S. Title today inspired by one happy song :
Ay Ay Yupi Yupi Yay

Happy Lady;
ilishaheera.
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How to Make a Wishlist?

(Example : This is my wishlist)

1. Dashboard
2. Design (Page Elements).
3. Add a Gadget (HTML/JavaScript).
4. Paste this code :

<div><input type="checkbox" name="mybox" value="" checked />MAY</div>
<div><input type="checkbox" name="mybox" value="" checked />YOUR</div>
<div><input type="checkbox" name="mybox" value="" checked />WISH</div>
<div><input type="checkbox" name="mybox" value="" checked />CAME</div>
<div><input type="checkbox" name="mybox" value="" disabled />TRUE</div>

5. Save and you're DONE!

P.S. You can always change the big bold text

Wishing Well;
ilishaheera.
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